Amplifier for Everyone

I was looking for ways to procrastinate and came upon Imran Khan's song Amplifier from album Unforgettable (2009), and I thought I'd translate it so everyone can appreciate the humor of the baby Amplifier remix. Don't worry, I'll include all the related videos, you won't miss out on anything. :)

So here is the song:


LOL right? Yes I know. Moving on, here are the lyrics and translation:

"
kaaliyan baariyan we gaddiyaan nu mein lawaan - I buy cars with black-tinted windows
speed mein 220 di chalaan - I drive at a speed of 220
police de samne mein nai rukhda - I don't stop for the Police
i am a knight rider - I am a Knight Rider

breakaan maar maar tardi mein chiekh kad da - I hit the breaks and the tires screech
sari loki takde we ki hogeya - Everyone looks my way to see what happened
lagda we injh mera dil rukda - It seems as though my heart stopped
unu mein puchda - I ask her:

ni gaddi sadi beja ni jattiye - Get in my car O Jattiye (Punjabi (Jatt) girl)
ni door tenu lehja we arriye - I'll take you far stubborn girl
ni woofer tu meri meri - You're my woofer
mein tera amplifier-fier - I'm your amplifier
(x2)

gaddi meri tenu wi awaaz mardi - My car calls out to you
black leather seetaan uttey aah bendhi - Come and sit on the black-leather seats
tenu weh main ser karawanga ni - I'll take you out on a ride
puri dunya di - of the whole world

kendi garmi we lagdi weh seene ni - She says she's hot around the chest
pijh gai weh kurti paseene di - and that her top is drenched in sweat (Ew?)
challi digrees di tooph pendi - and that its a 40-degree sun
on kar AC - and to turn on the AC

ni gaddi sadi beja ni jattiye... - Sit in my car O Jattiye...
(x2)

jaandi eh club das tere ki erade - Come to the club, what do you say?
DJ nu puch ki lewa main tere gaane - I'll ask the DJ to play your songs
lehja mein lehja tenu jithe we tu chaawain - I'll take you wherever you want
ekh waari aawe moodh banawe - Just get in the mood to come with me
(x2)

ni gaddi sadi beja ni jattiye... - Sit in my car O Jattiye...
(x4)

meh tera amplifier-fier - I'm your amplifier
(fade)
"

The video is making more and more sense isn't it? =P

Here is "the baby Amplifier remix":


ROFL right? I know! =D

I stole this video from Saquieb Khan, who probably stole it from someone else, but I thank S. Zaman for giving me this opportunity to procrastinate. I also thank Salman Rizvi (and let this be noted) for translating most of the song.

Thanks to the reader for staying with me through the post. :)
I am now getting my bum back to work.